Nation Game 3.2

Chinese R-3 wrote:Honolulu didn't roll last turn?
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I guess I'll keep my 4g bid then!

Edit: Fuck that. Grabbin' 248, 266, 267, 268

Achievement unlocked.

With 4g?

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irishman wrote:O'Neil looking out his window admiring his soldiers as they trained. When all of a sudden his choreographer burst through the door.
"Sir! With the creation of the new maps we have found that the IRA have taken the territory of 51."
"What! we agreed that it was to be mine!"
"Yes sir what shall we do?"
"Pog ma hol tell him to kiss my ass, make sure the diplomat gives him the chance"
"Aye sir" the aide said in between laughs. O'Neil was not laughing, looking out at the soldiers he knew they may soon be called to war.

What do you mean Ya daft bastard this territory is ours. but as a consolation we will send you A present back with your young lady boy diplomat.

What is it? You weak stomached tea toddler.

It is a Shined and loaded Webley revolver from our home land. it has a single polished bullet in the cylender on the next to be fired shoot. this should remind you of our homeland if you even are from our home land....... and not just some lonely daft Scot.

YOUU QUESTION MY IRISH BLOOD! Your as thick as a bull's walt you think I'll let you get away with it. And what kind of a offering is that you gobshite.

Why this is a gift of choice. we can go into a war that will ultimately end in your death and the of all your men or you can be a man and end it with this bullet in the gun.... i even was nice enough to carve your mothers name in the side of the round because she is the next on my list.... that is if you even had a mother growing up.

You sheep shagging Scotsman at least e mum was no whore.

my mum was no whore but your father was thats why he abandoned you as a child with your wolf mother. i may be a sheep shagging Irishmen but at least i am not a intimate love partner of that old goat the queen.

You sad sod at least I didn't take it in the arse by no black and tan.

Black and tan? why you must be about your mothers frequent love partners

Because they seem to be what you prefer in bed.

Me oh no i chose women of course. but im sure the hairy beast you allow to probe your caves are decent enough for you

Now why'd you have to bring your ma into this.

why my mother was a saint

You mothers a dirty whore. YOUR MOTHERS A DIRTY WHORE!

Shut your fithy whore mouth!!! while your mother opens hers

Have agood time brother?

Why yes i did brother. did you?

Sure did.

As both leaders had led there armys to 51 in the false intent of battle both leaders had stood together as one and announce.
"Men, today is a day that will be written in history. today is the day that truth will be revealed."
As both armys stood at opposite ends of the field staring at each other with confusion the leaders of 13 stood and proclaimed
"Look upon the opposing army brothers and realize that they to are your brothers. there are troubled times coming and we need to show the world that to us loyalty is more important then land or money. there is a secret alliance formed against us and they intend on ambushing us when we are not paying attention and annihilating use. so brothers i ask you to look this across this field and see not enemys but blood brothers."
For those who are part of this secret order for attacking us we wish you to pm us and discus this with us rational. we have allies in this matter but do not wish any blood to be shed over a avoidable conflict. if you come forward we will not say your names or request vengeance against you. we only wish to have a time of peace and to call you brothers as well

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Chinese R-3 wrote:Honolulu didn't roll last turn?
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I guess I'll keep my 4g bid then!

Edit: Fuck that. Grabbin' 248, 266, 267, 268

Achievement unlocked.

With 4g?

2 turns ago I started with 6g.
I grabbed 284 and 289, losing 6g to buy them, but gaining 3g from the plunder.
Then, last turn, I didn't buy anything. I earnt 14g from territories, and lost 3g from army upkeep.
With 14 territories, my next conquests cost 3g, 3g, 4g, and 4g. I can take 4 territories.
Not wanting to leave anything to chance regarding the conquest of India, I'll take the remaining 4 myself.

Achievement Unlocked.

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irishman wrote:O'Neil looking out his window admiring his soldiers as they trained. When all of a sudden his choreographer burst through the door.
"Sir! With the creation of the new maps we have found that the IRA have taken the territory of 51."
"What! we agreed that it was to be mine!"
"Yes sir what shall we do?"
"Pog ma hol tell him to kiss my ass, make sure the diplomat gives him the chance"
"Aye sir" the aide said in between laughs. O'Neil was not laughing, looking out at the soldiers he knew they may soon be called to war.

What do you mean Ya daft bastard this territory is ours. but as a consolation we will send you A present back with your young lady boy diplomat.

What is it? You weak stomached tea toddler.

It is a Shined and loaded Webley revolver from our home land. it has a single polished bullet in the cylender on the next to be fired shoot. this should remind you of our homeland if you even are from our home land....... and not just some lonely daft Scot.

YOUU QUESTION MY IRISH BLOOD! Your as thick as a bull's walt you think I'll let you get away with it. And what kind of a offering is that you gobshite.

Why this is a gift of choice. we can go into a war that will ultimately end in your death and the of all your men or you can be a man and end it with this bullet in the gun.... i even was nice enough to carve your mothers name in the side of the round because she is the next on my list.... that is if you even had a mother growing up.

You sheep shagging Scotsman at least e mum was no whore.

my mum was no whore but your father was thats why he abandoned you as a child with your wolf mother. i may be a sheep shagging Irishmen but at least i am not a intimate love partner of that old goat the queen.

You sad sod at least I didn't take it in the arse by no black and tan.

Black and tan? why you must be about your mothers frequent love partners

Because they seem to be what you prefer in bed.

Me oh no i chose women of course. but im sure the hairy beast you allow to probe your caves are decent enough for you

Now why'd you have to bring your ma into this.

why my mother was a saint

You mothers a dirty whore. YOUR MOTHERS A DIRTY WHORE!

Shut your fithy whore mouth!!! while your mother opens hers

Have agood time brother?

Why yes i did brother. did you?

Sure did.

As both leaders had led there armys to 51 in the false intent of battle both leaders had stood together as one and announce.
"Men, today is a day that will be written in history. today is the day that truth will be revealed."
As both armys stood at opposite ends of the field staring at each other with confusion the leaders of 13 stood and proclaimed
"Look upon the opposing army brothers and realize that they to are your brothers. there are troubled times coming and we need to show the world that to us loyalty is more important then land or money. there is a secret alliance formed against us and they intend on ambushing us when we are not paying attention and annihilating use. so brothers i ask you to look this across this field and see not enemys but blood brothers."
For those who are part of this secret order for attacking us we wish you to pm us and discus this with us rational. we have allies in this matter but do not wish any blood to be shed over a avoidable conflict. if you come forward we will not say your names or request vengeance against you. we only wish to have a time of peace and to call you brothers as well

O'Neil looked out across the flied hearing the speech made by the 13.
"And now you have it men we have come here to expose the true enemy, over there is our brothers not our enemies. we have found that the NPU is involved in this conspiracy and they are the ones that shed light on it. But we hold to them no animosity in fact we wish for them to turn from there error-ed ways. Come all in this alliance and show yourselves, we will forgive you and welcome you as friends. So today is not a day of war but of peace!!!!"

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Chinese R-3 wrote:Honolulu didn't roll last turn?
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I guess I'll keep my 4g bid then!

Edit: Fuck that. Grabbin' 248, 266, 267, 268

Achievement unlocked.

With 4g?

2 turns ago I started with 6g.
I grabbed 284 and 289, losing 6g to buy them, but gaining 3g from the plunder.
Then, last turn, I didn't buy anything. I earnt 14g from territories, and lost 3g from army upkeep.
With 14 territories, my next conquests cost 3g, 3g, 4g, and 4g. I can take 4 territories.
Not wanting to leave anything to chance regarding the conquest of India, I'll take the remaining 4 myself.

Achievement Unlocked.

Where did you get those pics?

irishman wrote:Where did you get those pics?

0.2 hours in MSpaint.

CAELVS URBI ET MAVORTIS ORBI

Word from Phobos & Deimos:

The Twin Basilicas of His Holy Tears are to undergo a reformation upon the request of the Chinese R-3. Within is to be housed a Temple to many faiths over whom the Omnissiah presides: The Eastern Faiths of Shinto, Tao, Buddhism, Confucianism, and Hinduism, as well as the faiths of the Christian peoples, and a particular request to build a Voudoun Temple on behalf of the Zulu. In this task, the Chantry, now ruined by the horrid mote of War, most disastrous and vile of War, we seek to call to the flock for aid. Pious financing of the building of these temples under His house will most assuredly be not merely a modern Wonder of the World upon this Sanguine Globe, but a testament to the binding of all men as brothers on this new world.

The Chantry asks a humble donation as can be received from any nation interested in undertaking this endeavor as allies of the Chinese, and as brothers to all under the Omnissiah. Any nation that exceeds a donation of 1 tithe of Gold per year for the entire decade-long duration of this consecrated building will be seen as a Defender of the Faiths and a true son under the Omnissiah, for which His Holiness, the Pater Ecclesia will give Benediction unto, and provide the services of the Custodia Pontificis, bearing one of the six RELIQVARIVS for the entirety of their divine tenure, that they may continue to provide for the Chantry. and thus the Chantry provides to them.

Let all see the glory of the Omnissiah and the divinity of Man under him, that we strive on and live beyond the tragedy of Holy Earth, and that we may yet master the stars. Her baleful blue eye watches us in judgment, and in this holiest undertaking the blood-debt owed by us all may yet be repaid.

A Thousand and One Blessings of the Omnissiah Be Upon Thee,

CANTARIVS TERRA SANCTVS EX OMNISSIAS

(To translate for those of you whom seem to not have had the patience for my posts thus far, I am asking donations of any whom wish to reconcile themselves with the Chantry. Any who show themselves to be particularly interested and generous are guaranteed, in the least, to be given one of the Reliquaries, my specific resource, until further notice, and the possibility of military support.)

*URGENT MESSAGE TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE HARGOTHIAN SETTLEMENT*

You have claimed lands on the Great Peninsula. Unfortunately, this cannot stand. The various nations of the peninsula have come to an agreement that these lands are ours and ours alone to distribute amongst ourselves. We will not tolerate a foreign nation claiming what is rightfully ours.

You have two options open to you:
Your first option is war. Because we are a merciful group we will give you one month to abandon the lands of 40, 41, and 54. If you have not left the peninsula by then we will have to claim those lands by force.

Your other option is that I will pay for the three lands you are currently holding.

You have one month to decide. If you have not made a statement by then we will assume you are hostile and your lands will be forfeit.

Thank-you and have a nice day.

Don't forget Judaism and Islam!
Edit: Looks like Freyakus is getting involved! He's taking sides and attacking...
... A third party, uninvolved.
Well, there goes any hope for Mars. See you on Venus.

The Chantry has made note of what the Chinese R-3 say now in amendment, and note that the mention of Christian faiths instead be changed to "Successors of the Abrahamic faiths, including but not limited to all forms of Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Baha'i". Let it be known that while words may fail, the spirit of our words is what matters, and that the Omnissiah sees all in his eyes - we seek to build the Temples of the Thousand Faiths within the Twin Basilicas to communicate this, and bring together all men, that in this holy task the blood-debt which we all owed is taxed, and that we may further the fate of Divine Humanity.

A Thousand and One Blessings of the Omnissiah Be Upon Thee.

Checkin' mah golds.
plundered 4g from India.
Otherwise had 0g at the start of last turn.
Earn 4g from conquered japanese territories
Earn 4g from conquered indian territories
Earn 10g from my main base
Lost 3 gold due to army maintenence.
Total of 19g.

My math may be fucked up here, but the Caliphate had 3g at the start of this turn.
the USSR looted a standard square and its capital, draining it to -1g.
The Caliphate then earns 7g - one for each of its current territories, putting it at 6g.
The Caliphate then loses 4g for army maintenence.
Result: 2g.

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Right.
I'm sending 1g to the Holy Terran Chantry, effective now. The goal is to get back at New Kaaba for trying to shiv me in the arse, capture their Kaaba stone, ship it to the Basilica in the north, and try to convince the muslims of the Caliphate that jihad isn't the answer to everything. Religious freedom should not come at the cost of stabbin' me in the bawlz while my back is turned.
Beam me down some Holy Tears and Airdrop in those Space Marines, bro!

10 of the other 18g is spent on building 2 armies. The way the world is looking right now, I'm going to need them. The final 8g is just being kept in reserve for potential landgrab.

For now, I'm rolling 2 of my armies to attack the Caliphate @ 1.2* (Iron, Rubber).
Syrnn tells me he has the midas touch of making someone lose. We'll see. Syrnn, if I roll two 1s here this is totally the last time I'm sending you 1g.

The member 'Chinese R-3' has done the following action : Roll Dice

'Six Faces' : 6, 4

The Capital of Poseidon's Domain, Argos, is far off from where war threatens. But the edge borders aren't. Protection is a must, Poseidon's Domain Trains 2 armies, leaving me at 0 gold.

(2 from last turn, +11 this turn, -3 for 3 armies already trained -10 for two new armies. 0g)

Jew Golds so far
8 from original colonies/ capitol

1 from old japan capitol

2 from New Indian colonies

-1 for army upkeep

creating one army

-5 Jew Golds (the creation of the Gorilla fighters of Old Japan) led my Comrade General Wataru

saving other 5 Jew Golds

You collect double jewgolds for Indian territory if you took it last turn; War works by ret-conning that territory as being yours for the length of the turn when you attacked it. You can think of it as "Looting" last turn's tax shipment, in addition to picking up this one.

Chinese R-3 wrote:You collect double jewgolds for Indian territory if you took it last turn; War works by ret-conning that territory as being yours for the length of the turn when you attacked it. You can think of it as "Looting" last turn's tax shipment, in addition to picking up this one.

then i will be saving all 7 Jew Golds

a diplomat is sent to "The Free States of Men" with a message of peace and communism, he brings with him a truck full of communist manifestos that he distributes as he heads for the legislative assembly that governs the area

Free states hasn't posted in a while.
I declare his nation to have been taken over by ZOMBIES
And we all know what religion Zombies come from. VOODOO.
And who amongst us practices Voodoo here? ZULUS.
OMFG ZIMBABWE INVENTED A ZOMBIE PLAGUE THAT CAN TAKE OVER FREE MEN!
QUICK, EVERYONE OPPRESS YOUR PEOPLE SO THEY DON'T BECOME ZOMBIES.
Oppressing like the fist of the north star. Any talk of Zombies is now banned in China. Becoming a Zombie is banned too. Becoming a Zombie then talking about yourself? That's EXTRA BANNED.
DAMN YOU ZULU FOR FORCING ME TO OPPRESS MY PEOPLE IN THE NAME OF FIGHTING ZOMBIES! DAMN YOU ALL!

rolling for new kaaba,

communist gorillas start to pop up everywhere

under the Islamic rule the people under extreme religious persicution have started to turn to communism, JCU supplied Communist gorillas have formed cells in most populated areas and have started to destroy the infostructure of the nation, along with fighting along side the fellow Communist chinese.

The member 'His Majesty The King' has done the following action : Roll Dice

'Six Faces' : 5, 1

Game Mas wrote:The member 'His Majesty The King' has done the following action : Roll Dice

'Six Faces' : 5, 1

rolled a 6 with a 1.5 modifier,

oil,
uranium,
iron,
rubber,
imported coal from Krieg

for a total of 9

irishman wrote:Using 4 jew golds Brotherhood takes 247 and 246.

Add fluff detailing how you went up the river to assist the generic dogpile.
Also, somewhere in this clusterfuck we made a mistake - 248 is left unclaimed, and still in Indian possession.
Does the IRA want to grab it for 2g this turn?
Does the Fenian Brotherhood want to grab it for 3g this turn?
If so, just post some fluff in the thread about how you infiltrated the combat zone via boat after treaties failed, paid the money, and took over.

Note that this has to be done before Midnight this turn, otherwise we'll have to fight the Indians. That's still 20 hours away as of this post. Hopefully you'll visit this board some time in 20 hours, read the post, and grab the territory.
Don't go all French on me, bros.

The Holy Terran Chantry of the Omnissiah would like to make it clear to the Chinese R-3 that it is in donations over the project that exceed a value of 1 tithe of Gold that will receive Reliquary Bearers to guide their armies. As such, they do not get that multiplier on their roll. However, as agreed beforehand, for the virtue displayed by the Chinese, they will be assisted by a Reliquary and the attached Custodia Pontificis force. Direct from Holy Phobos, the crusaders shall show the Kabaa the meaning of IIHADVS, and that their stubborn refusal to acknowledge the Omnissiah as the one God, the Merciful, the All-Compassionate will lead to their damnation.

The Chantry would like to note that in light of the matter of all nations whom have yet to attempt to even maintain a communications array with Holy Phobos & Deimos, the forgiveness of the Omnissiah is great, and it is never too late to open your arms to the holy salvation from the sins of our fathers, and the blood-debt with which we are born. It is a small collection asked of faithful nations which will not go unrewarded to build the Thousand Temples of the Faiths at the Basilicas of His Holy Tears. Meditate on this, for the Chantry longs to hear from the leaders of the many nations of this Sanguine Globe.

A Thousand and One Blessings of the Omnissiah Be Upon Thee

The member 'Syrnn' has done the following action : Roll Dice

'Six Faces' : 3

Roger that. My multiplier is only 1.2 then.

In large bold letters, China would like to state that we screwed up our calculations and now
territory 248, an indian territory, is still uncaptured. If the IRA or Fenian Brotherhood want to take it, pay 2g (IRA) / 3g (Fenian) and just make up some fluff about how you infiltrated the warzone by boat or something to take advantage of an opportunity. Additionally,
The Kriegsmark is allowed to take Caliphate lands, but can only use the money he had at the end of last turn. Also justify taking the lands fluffwise somehow, noting that the French were absent, there was a power vaccuum, and you just so happened to be in the area...